I'm good at puns.
I'm bad at everything else.
Eleven months ago, I decided to chase something new, something real.
So I walked out the back door of Tesla and I started running.
That was 54,074 miles ago.
This site catalogs some of what's happened in the meantime.
If you want to make something real, too, then email me. Or follow me on Instagram.
If you don't want to make something real, you can always Photoshop one of these pictures into something truly offensive.